Always Somethin'

After studying all day, I went to eat Thanksgiving dinner with my sorority. After dinner was over, I found my leather Lucky brand bag with coke spilled all over it. Just my luck. The coke will not come out and I later found a sticker in my hair. Is this real? Do these things happen to other people? I then sat back and thought that worse things happen to other people and I am thankful to have a leather bag to get coke spilled on and hair to get a sticker stuck in.